I realized then that tweeting is the greatest endeavor a procrastinator could want. See, in those days, there was personality in it. There was respect, comradeship, reciprocity. Hashtags that had never been tagged before. Today, it’s all cutthroat, clichéd and dry, and there’s no chance for bringing friendship to bear—no personality. You see what I mean?
I realized then that tweeting is the greatest endeavor a procrastinator could want. See, in those days, there was personality in it. There was respect, comradeship, reciprocity. Hashtags that had never been tagged before. Today, it’s all cutthroat, clichéd and dry, and there’s no chance for bringing friendship to bear—no personality. You see what I mean?

They don’t retweet me anymore!

from ”WILLY LOMAN CONTEMPLATES TWITTERCIDE”.

Via McSweeney’s

Notes

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